I’m the only person you know that cares more about my “spam” folder than my inbox.
My name is not Craig. I don’t even know Craig. But I do have some questions for him.
Like, “Hey Craig, why so many questionable massage service offerings on your website?” or “Craig, can I post a missed connection even if it’s just for an ocelot I saw at the park?”
The thing I’m most grateful to Craig for is the playground for scammers he unintentionally created. All letters are actual, unedited spam emails received in my inbox. Emails are listed first, and my responses below.
Have a great spam email you’ve received, but can’t find the words? Send it my way, I’ll help you find the words.