Citing strong headwinds in the construction sector and increased lending due to low interest rates, local real estate expert Smuckers the cat issued positive projections for the “kitty condo” market for the first half of 2017. “There’s no concern about … Continue reading Latest Forecast – Kitty Condo Market Poised for Growth Amidst Uncertainty
In a surprise move, Target stores (NYSE: TGT) has announced it will impose a time limit on the hordes of moms who roam their stores daily in search of some vaporous salvation, with limited intentions of actually purchasing store items. The so-called … Continue reading Breaking News: Target to Impose Time Limits for Desperate, Wandering Moms
Once again blaming a “changing of the times,” officials from the Whig party recently conceded that 2016 election results were the worst on record. With limited data in public records, a recent offhand interview with party spokesman Willie Person Mangum III revealed … Continue reading 2016 Election Worst Ever for Whig Party
Promising a “revolutionary breakthrough” in the nascent breakfast grains marketplace, Quaker today introduced their new “Titanium Cut Oats” in a plan to phase out their more common lines of traditional steel-cut oats. “The future is titanium,” said CEO John Thompson. … Continue reading ARTICLE: Titanium-Cut Oats Set to Shake Up Nascent Oat Industry
Over time, things change to become what they are. A stream becomes a river, becomes a canyon, and so on. But change doesn’t happen without intentional effort. While so many of your friends have pledged to shed pounds, read more, … Continue reading The 10 New Year’s Resolutions Nobody Else is Doing
A recent survey of more than 250 local amateur artists confirmed ongoing belief that crafting with paper maché remains the least satisfying way to create art of any kind. “I’m not really sure how this ever became a form of … Continue reading Report: Paper Maché Still Saddest Way to Craft
I’ve shared this recipe on numerous recipe sharing sites now and have received some great comments thus far. In this pivotal election year, I’m just happy to make a difference. —— I want to share this recipe with you guys … Continue reading Rock N’ Roll Guacamole – Sure to Delight!
This spam letter is straight poppycock – a scammer posing as a Brit who doesn’t know much about the US? Yeah, I’ll buy it. As always, spam letter first (unedited), then my reply. —– Greetings and how are you doing … Continue reading Across the Pond, then a Left?
Well, the saga continues. In what will likely go down as my greatest CraigsLetter ever, the dialogue with one Mark Tumelo continues, up to the very moment of this post. For context, you’ll need to read the original post if … Continue reading Next of Kiln, Part II
For this last correspondence, I decided to take a softer approach, really get the dialogue going. I’m happy with how it’s all turned out, though I do wish these foreign philanthropists who keep dying would trust their money to better … Continue reading Next of Kiln